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presidentgay:

i only argue when i know i’m right which is why i’m always arguing

eeruhrah:

WHAT THIS IS SO CUTE❤️❤️

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.

Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)

This is important.

(via goddessgretchen)

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

Me: ah, yes. Home alone. I can do whatever I want!
Me: *turns TV up a couple notches*
Me: *watches YouTube videos without headphones*
Me: getting crazy up in here
yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.